guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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