the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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