I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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