The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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