Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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