Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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