I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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