so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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