The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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