Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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