Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
she peed on how many people?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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