I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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