Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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