Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(251): View more from Alabama

I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.

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(410): View more from Maryland

We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

(1-410): View more from Maryland

I hope you meant gum...

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest

(248): View more from Michigan

If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does

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(260): View more from Indiana

Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?

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(269): View more from Michigan

I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.

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(360): View more from Washington

You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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(714): View more from California

I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics

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(503): View more from Oregon

If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents

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