It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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