Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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