Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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