He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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