Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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