Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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