Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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