How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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