just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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