Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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