I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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