I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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