I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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