if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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