Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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