I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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