I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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