I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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