just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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