he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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