So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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