If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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