Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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