Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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