I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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