"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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