i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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