I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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