Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Randomize
