I want to have your abortion
hell yes lets make some ravioli
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
