Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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