So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
did i walk over a car last night?
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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