There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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