sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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