He kissed a someone with a penis
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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