you would pick up someone in the library
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
the raccoons are back...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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