don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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