Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's shark week go big or go home
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