I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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