STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Boobs speak an international language.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Randomize
