god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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